I’m nowhere near sober enough to be dwelling on these sort of things. This isn’t good for me…



my life is kind of like when you’re about to sneeze and then don’t


Post a mirror selfie of myself with the captions “almost 70lbs down” and suddenly these guys are asking me to dinner and shit.

I was pretty fucking awesome 70lbs ago, just fucking saying.


I’m a feminist, but I think that romance has been taken away a bit for my generation. I think what people connect with in novels is this idea of an overpowering, encompassing love - and it being more important and special than anything and everything else.

and I make no promises